Rule T: always make sure your story is dressed up in a Tuxedo

Linda’s Rules of Writing

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We’re onto the letter T in Linda’s Rules of Writing of the A to Z Challenge, and making sure your story is dressed up in a Tuxedo.

The single major complaint that a lot of readers have about indie publishing is simple: The writer didn’t do basic proofreading.  Sort of like showing up for a formal party and being in the wrong clothes.

I’ll admit it.  I hate proofreading.  It’s about the most dull thing in existence, and I cringe every time I find yet another typo that I missed.  Spell check is great for catching some types of errors, and poor for other types.  In another post, I used the word meerkats, and the blog spell checker wanted to convert it to beermats.   Seriously, that is not even close to being the same thing.

But it really looks bad when a manuscript is riddled with obvious mistakes.  Several years ago, this one writer posted a chapter and demanded a critique.  It was “Tell me how to fix this.”  Translation: He wanted to fix the major story problems.  But the story itself was riddled with typos, spelling errors, and grammatical errors.  Frankly, it was hard to read at all, and we told him to fix all the issues first.  No, no, he just wanted us to tell him how to fix the story.  Guess he thought the publisher would fix all that and he didn’t have to bother.

Simple proofreading is the first impression.  Come best dressed.

What are some of your m0st embarrassing typos?

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