One of the things that’s always struck me about science fiction films is how unrealistic the uniforms sometimes are. Star Trek’s was pretty cool for its time–color was a new thing on TV so everything had to be shiny and colorful. They were iconic, if not always practical.
Then there was Buck Rogers in the 25th Century with Gil Gerard. I watched it not too long ago, and it surprisingly still holds up. Or at least the first season does. The characters wore white, one piece bodysuits. How do you even go to the bathroom?
Now there’s interest in the real thing–the military’s space force uniforms.
Soldiers have a love-hate relationship with their uniforms. They have to wear them at least 5 days a week, more if deployed. Then the senior leader of the service wants to make his mark, and uniforms are easy changes.
Of course, that was how the Air Force ended up with uniforms that made them look like airline pilots–hugely unpopular. It was also how the Army ended up with the beret. I got the tail end of that one. The hats were expensive and had to be dry cleaned. For a uniform where you might be working out in the rain all day? Really?
I think the military ought to have one like the battle dress uniform we wore. It’s practical across the board. We had buttons for everything, so no expensive zipper repairs. Big cargo pockets for holding gloves, or paperback novels (sneaky person that I was).
Technology to make the camouflage changes colors and patterns. It’s really the next step on a uniform to have some kind of tech like that. Be pretty cool, too. Wander around the post and stand next to things and watch the uniform change patterns.
Could that be done by embedding chips in the cloth itself? Maybe threads that are very tiny chips? But then what would happen to it if it was washed? And, of course, the military wants everything pressed to a sharp crease.
Can you imagine a squad going to a planet and Private John Smith’s camo on one part of his uniform is stuttering and misfiring because he ironed it. Oh dear.
What do you think the Space Force uniform should look like?
Mine’s called a stipplesuit. I won’t go into detail, but imagine a form-fitting suit lined with thousands of tiny stipples, each of which responds in a nano-second to any outside force, monitors the body, provides fresh oxygen and removes waste. 🙂 The first time I used it was in “The Stipplesuit” on sale at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R3XFHPU/.
Oops. Wrong link. The right link for “The Stipplesuit” is https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RETCGI4.
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